1) On busy buses...selfish idiots that seat themselves on the outer seat whilst the inner seat is empty... should you choose to ignore this passive aggressive behaviour and request to sit down, you are inevitably forced to inch your way past them in a space the size of a drainpipe to the inner seat. Heaven forbid that they would actually deign to move over for you or even stand up for 2 seconds to let you slip in.
2) Pierced ears on babies & children... this is just so 'pikey' ...why not get junior a tattoo, bull terrier & Benson & Hedges habit while you are at it?
3) Men who are dragged into women's clothes shops by their spouses... there really is nothing more pathetic than a small herd of embarrassed & awkward-looking blokes, eyes down and shuffling in the entrance of Monsoon whilst their 'beloved' tries on a mountain of garments in the changing rooms. During clearance time this is even more irritating as the herd inevitably form a physical obstacle to prime sales goods placed out front.
4) The fact that I cannot clean a pair of shoes without getting black boot polish on my forearms, chin, forehead etc...
